SnowBlower Club

There are 3 key rules for members of the snowblower club.

1. Don't talk about about snowblower club.

2. If you are in the snowblower club, don't talk to your neighbours who are not in the snowblower club - they will throw snow at you.

3. People with gravel driveways are not allowed into snowblower club.

I wish I was in the snowblower club.