She just wanted my 21 cents, (or so I thought)

This is an interesting story...

So today, Julie and Clayton came over with their kids Jocelyn and Georgia for lunch. We had a nice outdoor lunch then moved back inside. As the adults were upstairs talking, the 2 kids disappeared downstairs. No big deal. A little while later we were all looking at something back upstairs in our room when Jocelyn, who is 5 I should add, comes in and spots 2 dimes and a penny on my dresser. "Oh, if you don't want that i could take it" she says. I say sure, add it to your collection.

Here is where things get strange...

Jocelyn then says that she found more things and she didn't have any pockets. Well then, where would she put things you might be asking? Of course, how odd of me not to think of it...she put them in her underwear. We all look at her with questioning eyes...."What did you find?" we all ask, thinking that it must be more money. Please, please let it be more loose change...Jocelyn reaches in and what does she pull out.....

Thats right folks. 3 chapsticks. FROM OUT OF HER UNDERWEAR!!! Can you even believe it!!!!! Then she adds, "I had to go to the bathroom really bad and I didn't make on time so there is a little pee on them." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Mon dieu!!!! I scooped them up and detoxed them in a sink of hot water.

We all had a good laugh, but the moral of this story is: hide your chapsticks when Jocelyn comes over. She'll store them in her underwear.