Calculation Nation

Tonight I write about this calculator. Well, not really this calculator but one that looks like it. I'm actually talking about the one that is usually attached to wifes hand. Yes folks, I live with a calculate-aholic. Is there a support group for this?

Let me just explain this a bit more. There are calculations all the time. Morning, afternoon and especially evening. My favourite part of the day is snuggling under the covers with a good book and listening to the tippity tap of calculator keys beside me. What is she calculating? I don't know. Something good. There are always notes being taken and "um-hmms" being muttered. I think there must be some presentation being put together to explain all the exciting calculations to me.

Another fun thing is the Cell Phone Calculator. Portable and exciting. Calculations can (and will) be done everywhere. Here a calculation, there a calculation. I can hardly contain myself. She tries her hardest to be sly with her cell phone calculator but I see it. When we were in best buy looking at Computers, boy oh boy lets get crack-a-lacking with those calculations (thankfully those calculations came out in my favour).

In closing, if you know of a support group let me know. If you yourself are a calculator widow, get in touch with me and we will start our own support group. Goodnight all, happy calculating!!